This guy is not an oversized Texan leprauchan, but a German dude who drove to Scotland to marry a pineapple. Apparently "Tippi", his bride, loved to go to the movies, especially ones about earthquakes. Here's a link, if you want to read more.
This reminded me of another thing I read recently, about people who fall in love with (and have sex with) inanimate objects. It's called objectum sexuality. Another link.
wtf? Why Scotland? Is human-fruit marriage legal there? Maybe he thinks Tippi likes earthquakes because they shake her out of her tree, which is approximately the same situation he is in.
ReplyDeleteI think I've seen a doco about objectum-sexuals - it was focussed on these guys who loved their cars a little too much. I won't go into detail but I will tell you that I've never looked at an exhaust pipe the same way again.
:) brooke
I know... Scotland must be THE place for human-fruit marriage or something. Lol, he is out of his tree. A complete fruit! Zing!
ReplyDeletehmmm... the pieces are starting to fit... you forgetting german, this german man marrying a fruit, your obsession with pineapples, you blogging about said german guy...
ReplyDeletehe jilted you for the pineapple, right?