Royce: uh oh
whacha doin?
Charlie: editing photos.
had a big night last night.
i know it was big
cos i lost my
wallet
Royce: uh oh!
that big huh
Charlie: ... on hookers and blow ;(
Royce: haha
typical
Royce: i gotta go snort some coke
of a midget's snail trail
Charlie: ew
but
i understand
Royce: that's why we're partners, partner
Charlie: you got to go what you got to do
or something like that
Royce: damn straight!
(can you tell i’m the ethnically challenged one)
Charlie: kinda
Royce: and that i’m the underpaid one. i only have a midget. And he only lets me do it cos he enjoys the sensation of me snorting his snail trail.
was this a real conversation? it sounds like it...
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